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    Al : Man, the Admiral's gonna be mad when he hears you lost his satellite phone.
    Dirk : Not as mad as when Rudi tells him it was attached to the boat.

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    B/O: 35 keys pure
    Current Top Bid Value: 32 keys
    (if the current bid is not in pure, a pure bid of the same value will beat it)
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    Clean Blizzardy Valley Forge:
    https://backpack.tf/item/4611888966
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    I'm not really interested in things that are difficult to price/ sell.
    Pure beats everything
    Soldier is my favorite class and will receive priority, as will unusual effects that I like better (pure still beats any unusual offers though)
    I don't add for strange parts, spells or name tags. I may add some for paint, but not much.

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    "And (G.E.W.K) Pillzman's Fox is back to claim his spot at the top! This time he's not holding back with a two key outbid! Truly incredible! The crowd is going wild! Just listen to them chanting his name! 'PILLZ-MAN'S-FOX, PILLZ-MAN'S-FOX, PILLZ-MAN'S-FOX' Security was called in to contain the excitement, but it looks like they have gotten wrapped up in the action, there they are chanting a long with the crowd, something I've never seen during all of my time reporting from the auction floor! Truly amazing!"

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    "Far from down and out, avid bidder Steve1989 | Mreinfo.com is back with an incredible 30 key bid once again returning him to the highly coveted position of "Highest bidder". Our reporters were unable to get a comment from bidding sensation Steve1989 | Mreinfo.com due to the crowd of fans surrounding him at virtually all hours of the day. I don't know how he does it! But he seems to be managing it quite well."

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    "(G.E.W.K) Pillzman's Fox is back again throwing out a 29 key bid! Steve1989 | Mreinfo.com's eyes are unreadable. Has this intense battle of will finally come to an end? (G.E.W.K) Pillzman's Fox seems to have brought a reclining chair out onto the auction floor, (are those even allowed here?) It seems like he is pretty confident in his victory in that particular spat. It looks like his spot on the top is secure, for now."

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    "YES HE DOES! This time rather than going small Steve1989 | Mreinfo.com goes straight for a 28 key bid. No more games, he's ready to break bidder (G.E.W.K) Pillzman's Fox once and for all. Will this be enough to end the bidder's significant time at the top bidder position of this auction?"

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    "We're back on the auction floor with (G.E.W.K) Pillzman's Fox who just hit a 4.95 ref outbid to once again regain the top slot. Clearly the 1 weapon outbid strategy wasn't enough to keep (G.E.W.K) Pillzman's Fox down! Does Steve1989 | Mreinfo.com have a response?"

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    "And Steve1989 | Mreinfo.com is back with a bold 1 weapon overbid. This is a classic high risk high reward tactic used by bidders, often in an attempt to call the bluff of the previous highest bidder. If that's all they could bid then the competition wins out with the minimum overbid, but if not its quite an easy matter to outbid and regain the top bid. Will it be enough to keep (G.E.W.K) Pillzman's Fox out of the auction? We'll find out after these commercials"

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    "AND I DON'T BELIEVE IT. (G.E.W.K) PILLZMAN'S FOX IS BACK WITH A 1 REF OVERBID! Looking like he'd been waiting for this moment to get a cool domination through aggressive bidding practices! Both bidders seem unfazed and ready to top the other, who will have what it takes to emerge on top?"

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    "And in comes Steve1989 | Mreinfo.com breaking the mold with a stunning 25 key bid! Steve has the cool confidence of someone who is used to shutting down the competition with every bid. Will anyone have the confidence to challenge him for the top spot? It looks like all bets are out on this one. I for one will be waiting excitedly for the results of this daring bid!"

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    "Just when it was starting to calm down on the auction floor ✪ Vergo ✪ |⚡️| [⇄] comes in with a 1 ref outbid, taking the top spot! The crowd is on the edge of their seats waiting to see what will happen next. Will this daring bid spark a bidding war? or will it go unchallenged and leave ✪ Vergo ✪ |⚡️| [⇄] in the lead? Tune in after these commercials to find out!"

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    "[Xray] Xray I iLuZiaa (CH) takes the lead by a narrow margin with a combined total offer valued at 18 keys 2 ref. Will it be enough to maintain a lead over the competition? Only time will tell"

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    "We're back on the auction floor with bidding legend (G.E.W.K) Pillzman's Fox who, my goodness ladies and gentlemen this is a rare occurrence, has made a floating bid pending valuation of the previous bid. (G.E.W.K) Pillzman's Fox's bid is clocking in at 18 keys and is a clear message to the competition that (G.E.W.K) Pillzman's Fox is out to beat the competition. Does he have what it takes to take home the prize? We'll keep you posted with every update! This is Laughing 'Can' 86 live from the auction floor, signing off."

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    "And here on the auction floor user [Xray] Xray I iLuZiaa (CH) is throwing around gold. With a bid valued at a total of 17 keys. Well it looks like nobody is calling this auction dull. This is Laughing 'Can' 86 promising to keep you up to date with every thrilling detail!"

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    "And we're back folks with the return of bidding connoisseur Crog who it seems will not be giving up this easily. With a 1 ref outbid Crog slides firmly into the spot of top bid. Our newest top bidder Crog is standing firm, with the smug confidence of someone who is ready to see what the competition has to offer. Stay tuned for further updates on this cutthroat competition!"

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    "This just in, folks, it looks like (G.E.W.K) Pillzman's Fox is back with a respectable 15 key pure bid, overtaking FallenCrown's smoking tyrolean. For those of you watching from the comfort of your homes I just want to say that the noise here is out of this world as the crowd goes wild. This auction is just getting started but it is already shaping up to be quite a thrilling one!"

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    "And in an interesting twist, *Name Withheld* throws out a 1 key .22 ref bid, but too late to snag the top spot, loosing out to FallenCrown's smoking tyrolean bid. Will he be able to come back with enough to pull out a lead, or will this be this bidder's only debut in what is turning out to be a thrilling auction? The crowd here on the auction floor is waiting to see what will happen next."

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    "Laughing 'Can' 86 checking in on the auction floor again. It looks like there have been new developments in the blizzardy valley forge auction. Bidder FallenCrown is not playing any games here and goes straight for an unusual bid clocked in by the auctioneer at a value of 14 keys, taking the lead in the auction by a healthy margin. Will it be enough to win the hat? I guess we'll just have to wait and see."

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    "And it looks like things are heating up here on the auction floor this morning. Cutthroat auction bidder Crog is taking the lead with a quick 1 key .11 ref bid. We've still got a long way to go on this race but it looks like Crog is ready to play out here. Just look at the determination in those eyes!"