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                                                                                                                                        PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME unless you've read everything.
                                                                                                                                        I'm sick of people sending me crappy trade offers and adding me to buy items that I'm not even selling.
                                                                                                                                        Just bear that in mind.

                                                                                                                                        I'm considered to be a fairly decent collector.

                                                                                                                                        I collect the following:
                                                                                                                                        - Uncraftable items
                                                                                                                                        - - Uncraftable items that are extremely hard to obtain (such as the Doctor's Sack)
                                                                                                                                        - - Uncraftable items that are impossible to obtain (such as the Lumbricus Lid)
                                                                                                                                        - - Store Promotional items (I currently own the world monopoly on them)
                                                                                                                                        - Glitched items
                                                                                                                                        - - Odd-leveled items (please note that Vintage items are not really odd-leveled if they could be found as random drops)
                                                                                                                                        - - Support Granted items
                                                                                                                                        - - Items with peculiar and unusual attributes (such as untradable Manniversary Paper Hats or painted Pencil Pushers)
                                                                                                                                        - Valve Employee items
                                                                                                                                        - L'Inspecteurs
                                                                                                                                        - - Glitched inspecteurs (67% of those that exist are in my ownership)
                                                                                                                                        - - Store Promotional inspecteurs (almost 50% of the existing ones are in my ownership)
                                                                                                                                        - Items which are one of a kind (like the grey pencil pusher)
                                                                                                                                        - Any other interesting items

                                                                                                                                        Some highlights:
                                                                                                                                        - The world monopoly on an entire item origin
                                                                                                                                        - The only glitched item collector who bothered managed to get untradable Manniversary Paper Hats
                                                                                                                                        - The only uncraftable collector on the planet to have more than zero uncraftable Lumbricus Lids
                                                                                                                                        - The only odd-leveled vintage Foster's Facade
                                                                                                                                        - Level 74 70s Chapeau #70
                                                                                                                                        - Level 42 Special Eyes which have been signed by MegaGFilms
                                                                                                                                        - ooh baby a triple of duped Store Promotional Bombing Runs (and a pair of duped Store Promotional Crocleather Slouches)
                                                                                                                                        - A formerly untradable and uncraftable carefully wrapped gift

                                                                                                                                        Now, I'm looking to expand my collection. Trying to obtain all the untradable Paper Hats, one of every possible Store Promotional cosmetic item, and more.

                                                                                                                                        I am NOT interested in your:
                                                                                                                                        - offers. So far I'm the only known (large-scale) nonprofit collector on the planet, and I've traded away a grand total of 0 rare/collectable items during my career.
                                                                                                                                        - "odd-leveled" items like level 69 Team Captains or level 0 vintage items. I am interested in odd-leveled items like the level 75 Ebenezer or the vintage level 41 Foster's Facade though.

                                                                                                                                        I am interested in:
                                                                                                                                        - Any kind of support. Information, donations, or even a simple "wow! your collection is awesome!" go a long, long way. Shoutout to everyone who assisted me in my collection; you guys and gals are awesome!
                                                                                                                                        - Level 1 Spectre's Spectacles
                                                                                                                                        - Any glitched Earbuds
                                                                                                                                        - Any glitched HOUWARs / Treasure Hats / Bounty Hats
                                                                                                                                        - Store Promotional items which I do not have yet, such as the Stereoscopic Shades Fancy Fedora Teufort Tooth Kickers Mask of the Shaman
                                                                                                                                        - Any glitched items that are sufficiently impressive
                                                                                                                                        - A painted Lucky Shot
                                                                                                                                        - Untradable uncraftable items which are neither 2013 Halloween items (the ones you get from the cauldrons are uc/ut by default) nor Unique quality weapons (you can apply untradable killstreak kits to uncraftable weapons)
                                                                                                                                        - Any items of Normal quality

                                                                                                                                        Here is an explanation of all the items seen in this trade

                                                                                                                                        Feel free to ask any questions you might have.

                                                                                                                                        If you have questions, please ask them.

                                                                                                                                        Also, please read the trade notes. I can't stress how important it is to read trade notes.


                                                                                                                                        I recently got into tf2 trading and im pretty poor so i was wondering which is the cheapest item or look in my backpack to tell me i cant afford any of these items.


                                                                                                                                        The promotional items for this game, I forgot what this game was called but you probably know what items I'm talking about, there's a number of unique quality ones that are odd-leveled but most of them are level 1. No idea for the why but that should answer the what.

                                                                                                                                        I own two level 69 ninja cowls btw, one of them uncraftable

                                                                                                                                        Spyro AHA

                                                                                                                                        Thx for your help = )... but I can't see a eng without the helmet, I think Im gonna sell that crap or equip a tiny 1000 and lose 1 slot =/
                                                                                                                                        Btw, I have a square dance level 1 and a special eyes 42, it's something for u?
                                                                                                                                        And as always have a nice day teapot


                                                                                                                                        so you are interested in glitched items but not interested in glitched strange normal scatter and glitched crafted knife.. ok. Good luck with your collection which is very nice by the way.


                                                                                                                                        What are your thoughts on a Strange Flying Guillotine with the "Buildings Destroyed" Strange Part attached? (Only nine in existence, I own one and mine somehow got 1 building kill, I have no idea how).

                                                                                                                                        I also have (a pretty common and easy to find) Strange Southern Hospitality with no Sentry Kill tracking listed on the description. Guessing you know about that one, but I figured I'd put it in the message anyway. Nabbed mine on the Steam Market pretty cheap, there's plenty out there.

                                                                                                                                        Also, if you're interested in glitched items, I believe a friend of mine (dpi.erico, you may know him) has a few but I'm not sure if he's willing to sell. I believe he's got 2 series-less Mann Co Crates and a Radigan Conagher Brown-painted Pencil Pusher among other things (Self Made Key, "Stock"/Normal quality Key (Support granted)). Check out his backpack.


                                                                                                                                        Certain items which are no longer obtainable from crafting, the item drop system, crates or the store are marked as "Limited" now. That includes hundreds of thousands of promotional items.

                                                                                                                                        T O M

                                                                                                                                        Any interest? By the way, you have a cool collection. Great to know that people can actually collect stuff, unlike me. Had a dream about 100 pans, not anymore. Low funds got me to sell them all. It just isn't for me. I'm afraid you have another Black Rose, I'm just trying, do not blame. xD


                                                                                                                                          Very impressive collection you have here. I also have a question since you seem to know a lot of this stuff. I have a Unique Tradable Kritz or Treat Canteen that says it's origin is gifted, but I'm not sure how that works. How does something like that happen, having an item with an origin of gifted but not having the usual gift things with it. Just asking you since you seem to know a lot about this stuff and have a very impressive collection. Do you have any idea as to why it would be listed as an origin of gifted? Not trying to sell it on you since I know you wouldn't want it, but I just wanted to know a little more about it.

                                                                                                                                          JewSmasher v0.3.7

                                                                                                                                          I know you said you're not interested in unusuals but this one is REALLY rare. Retired misc, 1of4 FOREVER and I purchased it form the unboxer. I'm pretty sure it's the only clean one too.


                                                                                                                                            Stockbroker's Scarf is also retired FOREVER. Right now I'm making a few thousand alt accounts in order to store the tens of thousands of scarves in the world. /s


                                                                                                                                            Bombers are triple-duped; all three used to be one and the same item.
                                                                                                                                            AWP is granted by Steam Support (you can see that it has no craft number)

                                                                                                                                            Logan Sucks

                                                                                                                                            I'm not an expert on un-craftable items, but I'm fairly sure that the un-craftable fast learner is rare. Is level 3 carbonado mini gun odd-level?


                                                                                                                                            Fast Learner is an extremely common uncraftable item because it is very popular and can easily be purchased in the store.
                                                                                                                                            Level 3 Carbonado Minigun is not odd-level, it can be any level from 1 to 255.