Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons

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Low-Craft WEAPON - RARE!
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)

Ref WILL be included (If you use pure then feel free to subtract it when you send the offer)

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Ambassadors! Some parts, all KS
Free starting bid
Simple Profit!
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)

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SPEEEEEELLLLSSS!
Free starting bid
Simple Profit!
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)

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I was told the haunted ones are worth 5 Keys each and the unique was 3 Keys
Simple Profit!
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)

Welcome Yall
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A crap tonne
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)

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Bulk of fabricators, easy profit on SCM
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)

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A load of Haunted Souls for Immense profit next year!
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)

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Bulk of Halloween Unique Souls for immense profit next year!
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
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Hiya, I'm Lemons
I'm looking for offers on this Amaranthine Electric Escorter (And medi gun)

Highlights
1 of 2 in the world!
Only 1 on the market (Other one hasn't been traded in ~1000 Days)
Pyro Unusual! Pyro update has hyped a lot of pyro unusuals recently!
Clean - https://backpack.tf/item/3181864801
Stats page if needed - https://backpack.tf/stats/Unusual/Electric%20Escorter/Tradable/Craftable/82
Only one of the Staring effects
Looks amazing, I'll load up TF2 if you need to take a look!
Highly rated alm...

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FAST Auction. Quickselling but doesn't have to be pure.
Clean - https://backpack.tf/item/5200110302
B/O = 22 Keys Pure

Only 5 Exist so it's rare

Starstorm slumber is 34.5 Keys!

I can add extra pure/items if you request - I have another auction ( http://bazaar.tf/trade/1567996 ) and I can offer both items if needed!

Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars

I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)

Thanks =) (Oh and Good Luck)

FAST Auction. Quickselling but doesn't have to be pure.
Clean - https://backpack.tf/item/4423579067
B/O = 20 Keys Pure

7 Exist so it's quite rare

I can add extra pure/items if you request - I have another auction ( http://bazaar.tf/trade/1567997 ) and I can offer both items if needed!

Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars

I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)

Thanks =) (Oh and Good Luck)

FAST Auction. Quickselling but doesn't have to be pure.
2 Clean KAW and Blizzard Storm Dayjoggers
Bliz - https://backpack.tf/item/4977316054
KAW - https://backpack.tf/item/4831213935
B/O = 80 Keys
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Unusual
ASSASSIN Grade!
RARE Unusual, only 81 Unusual versions exist.
3 Blizzard Storm ones, Neither have seen the market in Months (1 of 1 on the market therefore)
ONLY KAW one to be traded EVER. The other 2 (3 Exist) haven't been traded.
KAW is Unpriced. Blizzardy is Underpriced. - https://back...

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FAST Auction. Quickselling but doesn't have to be pure.
Clean '72 Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery
https://backpack.tf/item/5195719679
B/O = 55 Keys
Free starting bid
Unusual
Unpriced (Was an attempted suggestion at 68 Keys)
Nice effect (Apparently one of the nicest taunt effects)
One average '72 is less than Holy Grail and more than Infernal Flames
https://backpack.tf/unusual/Taunt%3A%20Second%20Rate%20Sorcery - Holy Grail = 77.5 Keys, Infernal Flames 69 Keys. So this is worth between those values theoretically
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FAST Auction. Quickselling but doesn't have to be pure.
Clean Stormy Storm Industrial Festivizer
https://backpack.tf/item/1002775827
B/O = 13 Keys
Free starting bid
Unusual
In-date
Clean
Nice effect (2nd Gen)
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Thanks =) (Oh and Good Luck)

ALL CLASS, ALL CLASS, ALL CLASS. SAVE MONEY INSTEAD OF BUYING 1 UNUSUAL (Min 8 Keys) FOR ALL 9 CLASSES (72 KEYS!) YOU CAN BUY THIS CHEAPLY!
FAST Auction. Quickselling (but doesn't have to be pure.)
Clean Dead Presidents Nickel Amassment of Hats
https://backpack.tf/item/2326392213
In-date.
B/O = 15 Keys Pure.
Free starting bid
Unusual
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Thanks =) (Oh and Good Luck)

FAST Auction. Quickselling but doesn't have to be pure.
Clean Miami Nights Plumber's Pipe
https://backpack.tf/item/2988758209
B/O = 10 Keys
Free starting bid
Unusual
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Thanks =) (Oh and Good Luck)

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1 Of 4 Neutron Star Lucky Shot
Clean - http://backpack.tf/item/5205733643
Being Priced @ 32 - 35 Keys - http://backpack.tf/suggestion/58e71f65c44045300b163955
B/O ~30 I'm mainly looking for offers.
Free starting bid
Unusual
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Thanks =) (Oh and Good Luck)

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SELL ON SCM FOR EAZY PROFITS!
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Strange
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)

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Strange + Parts + Killstreak
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)

Welcome Yall

Free starting bid
Strange + Parts
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you. (I am one of the fairer valuers tbh)
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)

Welcome Yall

Free starting bid
Strange + Parts
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you.
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)

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Strange + Pro Killstreak + Parts (Nearly 6 Keys of Parts)
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you.
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had! (I can combine auctions if needed if you have an expensive item)
Thanks =)

Oh Shiet
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Strange + Specialized Killstreak + Festive + Spell + Part (Worth 2.7 - 3 Keys) + Custom Name + Custom Description
Min Outbid 0.11 I don't mind scrap wars
I value your shit not you.
Look out for my other auctions! Some bargains to be had!
Thanks =)