Serkki

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5 years ago
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              Memes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ~
              Accepting Videos, Gifs and Images
              I have specific ranking of dank memes... (Hint: the less generic, the better)~
              (The untradable items will be tradable after the auction ends)
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              (Final hint on what memes to post: d a n k m e m e s, a e s t h e t i c s, c h e e k i b r e e k i, m e m e p o l i c e, w i n 9 5, and many more)

              Pssst! If you place Dank Memes and House Music (Deep, Tropical, Progressive) on your bid, and that bid is around the same as the current highest bidder, I may pick your bid over the other!
              This trade is closed.

              Philosopher Trash

              I bid these original poems and a good bundle of meme-esque videos.

              Poem 1:
              From atop a mountain of dew, a young'un noscopes you.
              He jumps, screams (over mic), and raises his dongers high above the dike,
              he shouts "At last I hit you! I am the best, need a tissue?"
              But as he flaunts his win you appear behind, and stab him, in the rear.

              Poem 2 (Written by another):
              On your floppy chins
              I will myself to sin
              I simply cannot stop
              The urge to flop your top

              Videos:
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8HpxzSGMoE
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brCDatP2ddk

              Is gud deel no?